epub |eng | | Author:Bathroom Readers' Institute

176 countries have fewer citizens than the city of Beijing, China (21.5 million). BALTIMORE ORIOLES vs. TORONTO BLUE JAYS Beyond riots and field rushes, forfeits can also come about as ...

epub |eng | 2019-12-02 | Author:Jef Aldrich & Jon Taylor

Did you hear about the wizard who accidentally cast Silence on his wife? She isn’t talking to him. What do you tell a wizard who constantly tries to magically unlock ...

epub |eng | 2018-12-24 | Author:Stephen Dodson, Robert Vanderplank

oinobares, kunos ommat’ ekhon, kradien d’elaphoio [oi-noh-bah-RESS, kew-nos OHM-mat eh-KHOHN, krah-dee-AYN deh-lah-FOY-oh] When Achilles gets fed up with Agamemnon’s insults, he really lets him have it:“You drunkard with a dog’s ...

epub |eng | 1990-07-15 | Author:Richard Lederer

29. the fleshy pad just below the thumb uvula 30. the hollow area at the back of the knee vomer (Answers on page 212) FEAR OF PHOBIAS Do you have ...

epub |eng | 2019-10-24 | Author:Swerling & Lazar

What’s the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels. What does even the most careful person overlook? Their nose. Where should an 800-pound alien go? On ...

epub |eng | 2019-01-14 | Author:Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar

A milkshake. How do you toast a sheep? “Here’s to ewe!” Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat. What do you call a robot ...

epub |eng | 2009-01-01 | Author:Max Cryer

Lukewarm We’re actually saying the same thing twice: as the ancestor of ‘luke’, language scholars point to the fourteenth-century English word hleow, which means warm. So if a thing is ...

epub |eng | 2019-10-24 | Author:(None)

Published in 2020 by Harper Design An Imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers 195 Broadway New York, NY 10007 Tel: (212) 207-7000 Fax: (855) 746-6023 [email protected] www.hc.com Distributed throughout North America by HarperCollins ...

epub |eng | 2019-01-15 | Author:Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar

He wanted to unwind. How do you make a witch itch? You take away the W. Why are riddles like pencils? They’re useless unless they’ve got a point. Did you ...

epub |eng | 2018-03-04 | Author:Eli Walker

_______________ * This pose is for intermediate to advanced yogis. Sassiness and/or vulgarity is excused for beginners and women over the age of fifty in this pose. FIVE-POINTED STAR Its ...

epub |eng | | Author:Mark Abley

• • • The way we talk about an event affects how we think about it. In the 1970s, the psychologists Elizabeth Loftus and John Palmer demonstrated this in a ...

epub |eng | 2014-01-08 | Author:Carruthers, Elliot [Carruthers, Elliot]

Jun 30 GARGANTUAN (gar-gan-chew-wan) huge; giant; massive and large. Remember: GARAGE for big things. Question: A sailor shows you where his navel is. He is standing on a submarine. How ...

epub |eng | 2019-10-23 | Author:(None)

Published in 2020 by Harper Design An Imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers 195 Broadway New York, NY 10007 Tel: (212) 207-7000 Fax: (855) 746-6023 [email protected] www.hc.com Distributed throughout North America by HarperCollins ...

epub |eng | 2019-11-29 | Author:Jimmy Niro

Santa really only has two reindeer: Rudolph and Olive, the other reindeer. Q: What do you call an elf when she wins the lottery? A: Welfy. Q: What do reindeer ...

epub |eng | | Author:Deanna Kent

He straightened his hat. “I had a fight with a shrub. I lost.” He took a deep breath. “So, yes. The good news is that P.U.G. dug up the courtyard ...